Literature/Edmond Rostand/Cyrano de Bergerac

Cyrano de Bergerac

Edmond Rostand, 1897

Act III: Roxane’s KissScene I

A small square in the old Marais. Old houses. A perspective of little streets. On the right Roxane’s house and the wall of her garden overhung with thick foliage. Window and balcony over the door. A bench in front.

From the bench and the stones jutting out of the wall it is easy to climb to the balcony. In front of an old house in the same style of brick and stone. The knocker of this door is bandaged with linen like a sore thumb.

At the rising of the curtain the duenna is seated on the bench.

The window on Roxane’s balcony is wide open.

Ragueneau is standing near the door in a sort of livery. He has just finished relating something to the duenna, and is wiping his eyes.

Ragueneau, the duenna. Then Roxane, Cyrano, and two pages.

Ragueneau

—And then, off she went, with a musketeer! Deserted and ruined too, I would make an end of all, and so hanged myself. My last breath was drawn:—then in comes Monsieur de Bergerac! He cuts me down, and begs his cousin to take me for her steward.

The Duenna

Well, but how came it about that you were thus ruined?

Ragueneau

Oh! Lise loved the warriors, and I loved the poets! What cakes there were that Apollo chanced to leave were quickly snapped up by Mars. Thus ruin was not long a-coming.

The Duenna

Rising, and calling up to the open window

Roxane, are you ready? They wait for us!

Roxane’s Voice

From the window

I will but put me on a cloak!

The Duenna

To Ragueneau, showing him the door opposite

They wait us there opposite, at Clomire’s house. She receives them all there to-day—the precieuses, the poets; they read a discourse on the Tender Passion.

Ragueneau

The Tender Passion?

The Duenna

In a mincing voice

Ay, indeed!

Calling up to the window

Roxane, an you come not down quickly, we shall miss the discourse on the Tender Passion!

Roxane’s Voice

I come! I come!

A sound of stringed instruments approaching.

Cyrano’s Voice

Behind the scenes, singing

La, la, la, la!

The Duenna

Surprised

They serenade us?

Cyrano

Followed by two pages with arch-lutes

I tell you they are demi-semi-quavers, demi-semi-fool!

First Page

Ironically

You know then, Sir, to distinguish between semi-quavers and demi-semi- quavers?

Cyrano

Is not every disciple of Gassendi a musician?

The Page

Playing and singing

La, la!

Cyrano

Snatching the lute from him, and going on with the phrase

In proof of which, I can continue! La, la, la, la!

Roxane

Appearing on the balcony

What? ’Tis you?

Cyrano

Going on with the air, and singing to it

’Tis I, who come to serenade your lilies, and pay my devoir to your ro-o- oses!

Roxane

I am coming down!

She leaves the balcony.

The Duenna

Pointing to the pages

How come these two virtuosi here?

Cyrano

’Tis for a wager I won of D’Assoucy. We were disputing a nice point in grammar; contradictions raged hotly—‘’Tis so!’ ‘Nay, ’tis so!’ when suddenly he shows me these two long-shanks, whom he takes about with him as an escort, and who are skillful in scratching lute-strings with their skinny claws! ‘I will wager you a day’s music,’ says he!—And lost it! Thus, see you, till Phoebus’ chariot starts once again, these lute-twangers are at my heels, seeing all I do, hearing all I say, and accompanying all with melody. ’Twas pleasant at the first, but i’ faith, I begin to weary of it already!

To the musicians

Ho there! go serenade Montfleury for me! Play a dance to him!

The pages go toward the door. To the duenna

I have come, as is my wont, nightly, to ask Roxane whether…

To the pages, who are going out

Play a long time,—and play out of tune!

To the duenna

…Whether her soul’s elected is ever the same, ever faultless!

Roxane

Coming out of the house

Ah! How handsome he is, how brilliant a wit! And—how well I love him!

Cyrano

Smiling

Christian has so brilliant a wit?

Roxane

Brighter than even your own, cousin!

Cyrano

Be it so, with all my heart!

Roxane

Ah! methinks ’twere impossible that there could breathe a man on this earth skilled to say as sweetly as he all the pretty nothings that mean so much—that mean all! At times his mind seems far away, the Muse says naught—and then, presto! he speaks—bewitchingly! enchantingly!

Cyrano

Incredulously

No, no!

Roxane

Fie! That is ill said! But lo! men are ever thus! Because he is fair to see, you would have it that he must be dull of speech.

Cyrano

He hath an eloquent tongue in telling his love?

Roxane

In telling his love? why, ’tis not simple telling, ’tis dissertation, ’tis analysis!

Cyrano

How is he with the pen?

Roxane

Still better! Listen,—here:—

Reciting

‘The more of my poor heart you takeThe larger grows my heart!’

Triumphantly to Cyrano

How like you those lines?

Cyrano

Pooh!

Roxane

And thus it goes on…‘And, since some target I must showFor Cupid’s cruel dart,Oh, if mine own you deign to keep,Then give me your sweet heart!’

Cyrano

Lord! first he has too much, then anon not enough! How much heart does the fellow want?

Roxane

You would vex a saint!…But ’tis your jealousy.

Cyrano

Starting

What mean you?

Roxane

Ay, your poet’s jealousy! Hark now, if this again be not tender-sweet?—‘My heart to yours sounds but one cry:If kisses fast could fleeBy letter, then with your sweet lipsMy letters read should be!If kisses could be writ with ink,If kisses fast could flee!’

Cyrano

Smiling approvingly in spite of himself

Ha! those last lines are,—hm!…hm!…

Correcting himself—contemptuously

—They are paltry enough!

Roxane

And this…

Cyrano

Enchanted

Then you have his letters by heart?

Roxane

Every one of them!

Cyrano

By all oaths that can be sworn,—’tis flattering!

Roxane

They are the lines of a master!

Cyrano

Modestly

Come, nay…a master?…

Roxane

Ay, I say it—a master!

Cyrano

Good—be it so.

The Duenna

Coming down quickly

Here comes Monsieur de Guiche!

To Cyrano, pushing him toward the house

In with you! ’twere best he see you not; it might perchance put him on the scent…

Roxane

To Cyrano

Ay, of my own dear secret! He loves me, and is powerful, and, if he knew, then all were lost! Marry! he could well deal a deathblow to my love!

Cyrano

Entering the house

Good! good!

De Guiche appears.