Act IIIScene VI
Orgon, Damis, Tartuffe
Orgon
Just Heaven! Can what I hear be credited?
Tartuffe
Yes, brother, I am wicked, I am guilty,A miserable sinner, steeped in evil,The greatest criminal that ever lived.Each moment of my life is stained with soilures;And all is but a mass of crime and filth;Heaven, for my punishment, I see it plainly,Would mortify me now. Whatever wrongThey find to charge me with, I’ll not deny itBut guard against the pride of self-defence.Believe their stories, arm your wrath against me,And drive me like a villain from your house;I cannot have so great a share of shameBut what I have deserved a greater still.
Orgon
To his son
You miscreant, can you dare, with such a falsehood,To try to stain the whiteness of his virtue?
Damis
What! The feigned meekness of this hypocriteMakes you discredit ...
Orgon
Silence, cursed plague!
Tartuffe
Ah! Let him speak; you chide him wrongfully;You’d do far better to believe his tales.Why favour me so much in such a matter?How can you know of what I’m capable?And should you trust my outward semblance, brother,Or judge therefrom that I’m the better man?No, no; you let appearances deceive you;I’m anything but what I’m thought to be,Alas! and though all men believe me godly,The simple truth is, I’m a worthless creature.
To Damis
Yes, my dear son, say on, and call me traitor,Abandoned scoundrel, thief, and murderer;Heap on me names yet more detestable,And I shall not gainsay you; I’ve deserved them;I’ll bear this ignominy on my knees,To expiate in shame the crimes I’ve done.
Orgon
To Tartuffe
Ah, brother, ’tis too much!
To his son
You’ll not relent,You blackguard?
Damis
What! His talk can so deceive you ...
Orgon
Silence, you scoundrel!
To Tartuffe
Brother, rise, I beg you.
To his son
Infamous villain!
Damis
Can he ...
Orgon
Silence!
Damis
What ...
Orgon
Another word, I’ll break your every bone.
Tartuffe
Brother, in God’s name, don’t be angry with him!I’d rather bear myself the bitterest tortureThan have him get a scratch on my account.
Orgon
To his son
Ungrateful monster!
Tartuffe
Stop. Upon my kneesI beg you pardon him ...
Orgon
Throwing himself on his knees too, and embracing Tartuffe
Alas! How can you?
To his son
Villain! Behold his goodness!
Damis
So ...
Orgon
Be still.
Damis
What! I ...
Orgon
Be still, I say. I know your motivesFor this attack. You hate him, all of you;Wife, children, servants, all let loose upon him,You have recourse to every shameful trickTo drive this godly man out of my house;The more you strive to rid yourselves of him,The more I’ll strive to make him stay with me;I’ll have him straightway married to my daughter,Just to confound the pride of all of you.
Damis
What! Will you force her to accept his hand?
Orgon
Yes, and this very evening, to enrage you,Young rascal! Ah! I’ll brave you all, and show youThat I’m the master, and must be obeyed.Now, down upon your knees this instant, rogue,And take back what you said, and ask his pardon.
Damis
Who? I? Ask pardon of that cheating scoundrel ... ?
Orgon
Do you resist, you beggar, and insult him?A cudgel, here! a cudgel!
To Tartuffe
Don’t restrain me.
To his son
Off with you! Leave my house this instant, sirrah,And never dare set foot in it again.
Damis
Yes, I will leave your house, but ...
Orgon
Leave it quickly.You reprobate, I disinherit you,And give you, too, my curse into the bargain.