Literature/Anton Chekhov/The Cherry Orchard

The Cherry Orchard

Anton Chekhov, 1904

Act One

A room which is still called the nursery. One of the doors leads into Anya’s room. It is close on sunrise. It is May. The cherry-trees are in flower but it is chilly in the garden. There is an early frost. The windows of the room are shut. Dunyasha comes in with a candle, and Lopakhin with a book in his hand.

Lopakhin

The train’s arrived, thank God. What’s the time?

Dunyasha

It will soon be two.

Blows out candle

It is light already.

Lopakhin

How much was the train late? Two hours at least.

Yawns and stretches himself

I have made a rotten mess of it! I came here on purpose to meet them at the station, and then overslept myself... in my chair. It’s a pity. I wish you’d wakened me.

Dunyasha

I thought you’d gone away.

Listening

I think I hear them coming.

Lopakhin

Listens

No.... They’ve got to collect their luggage and so on....

Pause

Lubov Andreyevna has been living abroad for five years; I don’t know what she’ll be like now.... She’s a good sort—an easy, simple person. I remember when I was a boy of fifteen, my father, who is dead—he used to keep a shop in the village here—hit me on the face with his fist, and my nose bled.... We had gone into the yard together for something or other, and he was a little drunk. Lubov Andreyevna, as I remember her now, was still young, and very thin, and she took me to the washstand here in this very room, the nursery. She said, “Don’t cry, little man, it’ll be all right in time for your wedding.”

Pause

“Little man”.... My father was a peasant, it’s true, but here I am in a white waistcoat and yellow shoes... a pearl out of an oyster. I’m rich now, with lots of money, but just think about it and examine me, and you’ll find I’m still a peasant down to the marrow of my bones.

Turns over the pages of his book

Here I’ve been reading this book, but I understood nothing. I read and fell asleep.

Pause.

Dunyasha

The dogs didn’t sleep all night; they know that they’re coming.

Lopakhin

What’s up with you, Dunyasha...?

Dunyasha

My hands are shaking. I shall faint.

Lopakhin

You’re too sensitive, Dunyasha. You dress just like a lady, and you do your hair like one too. You oughtn’t. You should know your place.

Epikhodov

Enters with a bouquet. He wears a short jacket and brilliantly polished boots which squeak audibly. He drops the bouquet as he enters, then picks it up

The gardener sent these; says they’re to go into the dining-room.

Gives the bouquet to Dunyasha.

Lopakhin

And you’ll bring me some kvass.

Dunyasha

Very well.

Exit.

Epikhodov

There’s a frost this morning—three degrees, and the cherry-trees are all in flower. I can’t approve of our climate.

Sighs

I can’t. Our climate is indisposed to favour us even this once. And, Ermolai Alexeyevitch, allow me to say to you, in addition, that I bought myself some boots two days ago, and I beg to assure you that they squeak in a perfectly unbearable manner. What shall I put on them?

Lopakhin

Go away. You bore me.

Epikhodov

Some misfortune happens to me every day. But I don’t complain; I’m used to it, and I can smile.

Dunyasha comes in and brings Lopakhin some kvass

I shall go.

Knocks over a chair

There....

Triumphantly

There, you see, if I may use the word, what circumstances I am in, so to speak. It is even simply marvellous.

Exit.

Dunyasha

I may confess to you, Ermolai Alexeyevitch, that Epikhodov has proposed to me.

Lopakhin

Ah!

Dunyasha

I don’t know what to do about it. He’s a nice young man, but every now and again, when he begins talking, you can’t understand a word he’s saying. I think I like him. He’s madly in love with me. He’s an unlucky man; every day something happens. We tease him about it. They call him “Two-and-twenty troubles.”

Lopakhin

Listens

There they come, I think.

Dunyasha

They’re coming! What’s the matter with me? I’m cold all over.

Lopakhin

There they are, right enough. Let’s go and meet them. Will she know me? We haven’t seen each other for five years.

Dunyasha

Excited

I shall faint in a minute.... Oh, I’m fainting!

Two carriages are heard driving up to the house. Lopakhin and Dunyasha quickly go out. The stage is empty. A noise begins in the next room. Fiers, leaning on a stick, walks quickly across the stage; he has just been to meet Lubov Andreyevna. He wears an old-fashioned livery and a tall hat. He is saying something to himself, but not a word of it can be made out. The noise behind the stage gets louder and louder. A voice is heard: “Let’s go in there.” Enter Lubov Andreyevna, Anya, and Charlotta Ivanovna with a little dog on a chain, and all dressed in travelling clothes, Varya in a long coat and with a kerchief on her head. Gaev, Simeonov-Pischin, Lopakhin, Dunyasha with a parcel and an umbrella, and a servant with luggage—all cross the room.

Anya

Let’s come through here. Do you remember what this room is, mother?

Lubov

Joyfully, through her tears

The nursery!

Varya

How cold it is! My hands are quite numb.

To Lubov Andreyevna

Your rooms, the white one and the violet one, are just as they used to be, mother.

Lubov

My dear nursery, oh, you beautiful room.... I used to sleep here when I was a baby.

Weeps

And here I am like a little girl again.

Kisses her brother, Varya, then her brother again

And Varya is just as she used to be, just like a nun. And I knew Dunyasha.

Kisses her.

Gaev

The train was two hours late. There now; how’s that for punctuality?

Charlotta

To Pischin

My dog eats nuts too.

Pischin

Astonished

To think of that, now!

All go out except Anya and Dunyasha.

Dunyasha

We did have to wait for you!

Takes off Anya’s cloak and hat.

Anya

I didn’t get any sleep for four nights on the journey.... I’m awfully cold.

Dunyasha

You went away during Lent, when it was snowing and frosty, but now? Darling!

Laughs and kisses her

We did have to wait for you, my joy, my pet.... I must tell you at once, I can’t bear to wait a minute.

Anya

Tired

Something else now...?

Dunyasha

The clerk, Epikhodov, proposed to me after Easter.

Anya

Always the same....

Puts her hair straight

I’ve lost all my hairpins....

She is very tired, and even staggers as she walks.

Dunyasha

I don’t know what to think about it. He loves me, he loves me so much!

Anya

Looks into her room; in a gentle voice

My room, my windows, as if I’d never gone away. I’m at home! To-morrow morning I’ll get up and have a run in the garden....Oh, if I could only get to sleep! I didn’t sleep the whole journey, I was so bothered.

Dunyasha

Peter Sergeyevitch came two days ago.

Anya

Joyfully

Peter!

Dunyasha

He sleeps in the bath-house, he lives there. He said he was afraid he’d be in the way.

Looks at her pocket-watch

I ought to wake him, but Barbara Mihailovna told me not to. “Don’t wake him,” she said.

Enter Varya, a bunch of keys on her belt.

Varya

Dunyasha, some coffee, quick. Mother wants some.

Dunyasha

This minute.

Exit.

Varya

Well, you’ve come, glory be to God. Home again.

Caressing her

My darling is back again! My pretty one is back again!

Anya

I did have an awful time, I tell you.

Varya

I can just imagine it!

Anya

I went away in Holy Week; it was very cold then. Charlotta talked the whole way and would go on performing her tricks. Why did you tie Charlotta on to me?

Varya

You couldn’t go alone, darling, at seventeen!

Anya

We went to Paris; it’s cold there and snowing. I talk French perfectly horribly. My mother lives on the fifth floor. I go to her, and find her there with various Frenchmen, women, an old abbé with a book, and everything in tobacco smoke and with no comfort at all. I suddenly became very sorry for mother—so sorry that I took her head in my arms and hugged her and wouldn’t let her go. Then mother started hugging me and crying....

Varya

Weeping

Don’t say any more, don’t say any more....

Anya

She’s already sold her villa near Mentone; she’s nothing left, nothing. And I haven’t a copeck left either; we only just managed to get here. And mother won’t understand! We had dinner at a station; she asked for all the expensive things, and tipped the waiters one rouble each. And Charlotta too. Yasha wants his share too—it’s too bad. Mother’s got a footman now, Yasha; we’ve brought him here.

Varya

I saw the wretch.

Anya

How’s business? Has the interest been paid?

Varya

Not much chance of that.

Anya

Oh God, oh God...

Varya

The place will be sold in August.

Anya

O God....

Lopakhin

Looks in at the door and moos

Moo!...

Exit.

Varya

Through her tears

I’d like to....

Shakes her fist.

Anya

Embraces Varya, softly

Varya, has he proposed to you?

Varya shakes head

But he loves you.... Why don’t you make up your minds? Why do you keep on waiting?

Varya

I think that it will all come to nothing. He’s a busy man. I’m not his affair... he pays no attention to me. Bless the man, I don’t want to see him.... But everybody talks about our marriage, everybody congratulates me, and there’s nothing in it at all, it’s all like a dream.

In another tone

You’ve got a brooch like a bee.

Anya

Sadly

Mother bought it.

Goes into her room, and talks lightly, like a child

In Paris I went up in a balloon!

Varya

My darling’s come back, my pretty one’s come back!

Dunyasha has already returned with the coffee-pot and is making the coffee, Varya stands near the door

I go about all day, looking after the house, and I think all the time, if only you could marry a rich man, then I’d be happy and would go away somewhere by myself, then to Kiev... to Moscow, and so on, from one holy place to another. I’d tramp and tramp. That would be splendid!

Anya

The birds are singing in the garden. What time is it now?

Varya

It must be getting on for three. Time you went to sleep, darling.

Goes into Anya’s room

Splendid!

Enter Yasha with a plaid shawl and a travelling bag.

Yasha

Crossing the stage: Politely

May I go this way?

Dunyasha

I hardly knew you, Yasha. You have changed abroad.

Yasha

Hm... and who are you?

Dunyasha

When you went away I was only so high.

Showing with her hand

I’m Dunyasha, the daughter of Theodore Kozoyedov. You don’t remember!

Yasha

Oh, you little cucumber!

Looks round and embraces her. She screams and drops a saucer. Yasha goes out quickly.

Varya

In the doorway: In an angry voice

What’s that?

Dunyasha

Through her tears

I’ve broken a saucer.

Varya

It may bring luck.

Anya

Coming out of her room

We must tell mother that Peter’s here.

Varya

I told them not to wake him.

Anya

Thoughtfully

Father died six years ago, and a month later my brother Grisha was drowned in the river—such a dear little boy of seven! Mother couldn’t bear it; she went away, away, without looking round....

Shudders

How I understand her; if only she knew!

Pause

And Peter Trofimov was Grisha’s tutor, he might tell her....

Enter Fiers in a short jacket and white waistcoat.

Fiers

Goes to the coffee-pot, nervously

The mistress is going to have some food here....

Puts on white gloves

Is the coffee ready?

To Dunyasha, severely

You! Where’s the cream?

Dunyasha

Oh, dear me...!

Rapid exit.

Fiers

Fussing round the coffee-pot

Oh, you bungler....

Murmurs to himself

Back from Paris... the master went to Paris once... in a carriage....

Laughs.

Varya

What are you talking about, Fiers?

Fiers

I beg your pardon?

Joyfully

The mistress is home again. I’ve lived to see her! Don’t care if I die now....

Weeps with joy.

Enter Lubov Andreyevna, Gaev, Lopakhin, and Simeonov-Pischin, the latter in a long jacket of thin cloth and loose trousers. Gaev, coming in, moves his arms and body about as if he is playing billiards.

Lubov

Let me remember now. Red into the corner! Twice into the centre!

Gaev

Right into the pocket! Once upon a time you and I used both to sleep in this room, and now I’m fifty-one; it does seem strange.

Lopakhin

Yes, time does go.

Gaev

Who does?

Lopakhin

I said that time does go.

Gaev

It smells of patchouli here.

Anya

I’m going to bed. Good-night, mother.

Kisses her.

Lubov

My lovely little one.

Kisses her hand

Glad to be at home? I can’t get over it.

Anya

Good-night, uncle.

Gaev

Kisses her face and hands

God be with you. How you do resemble your mother!

To his sister

You were just like her at her age, Luba.

Anya gives her hand to Lopakhin and Pischin and goes out, shutting the door behind her.

Lubov

She’s awfully tired.

Pischin

It’s a very long journey.

Varya

To Lopakhin and Pischin

Well, sirs, it’s getting on for three, quite time you went.

Lubov

Laughs

You’re just the same as ever, Varya.

Draws her close and kisses her

I’ll have some coffee now, then we’ll all go.

Fiers lays a cushion under her feet

Thank you, dear. I’m used to coffee. I drink it day and night. Thank you, dear old man.

Kisses Fiers.

Varya

I’ll go and see if they’ve brought in all the luggage.

Exit.

Lubov

Is it really I who am sitting here?

Laughs

I want to jump about and wave my arms.

Covers her face with her hands

But suppose I’m dreaming! God knows I love my own country, I love it deeply; I couldn’t look out of the railway carriage, I cried so much.

Through her tears

Still, I must have my coffee. Thank you, Fiers. Thank you, dear old man. I’m so glad you’re still with us.

Fiers

The day before yesterday.

Gaev

He doesn’t hear well.

Lopakhin

I’ve got to go off to Kharkov by the five o’clock train. I’m awfully sorry! I should like to have a look at you, to gossip a little. You’re as fine-looking as ever.

Pischin

Breathes heavily

Even finer-looking... dressed in Paris fashions... confound it all.

Lopakhin

Your brother, Leonid Andreyevitch, says I’m a snob, a usurer, but that is absolutely nothing to me. Let him talk. Only I do wish you would believe in me as you once did, that your wonderful, touching eyes would look at me as they did before. Merciful God! My father was the serf of your grandfather and your own father, but you—you more than anybody else—did so much for me once upon a time that I’ve forgotten everything and love you as if you belonged to my family... and even more.

Lubov

I can’t sit still, I’m not in a state to do it.

Jumps up and walks about in great excitement

I’ll never survive this happiness.... You can laugh at me; I’m a silly woman.... My dear little cupboard.

Kisses cupboard

My little table.

Gaev

Nurse has died in your absence.

Lubov

Sits and drinks coffee

Yes, bless her soul. I heard by letter.

Gaev

And Anastasius has died too. Peter Kosoy has left me and now lives in town with the Commissioner of Police.

Takes a box of sugar-candy out of his pocket and sucks a piece.

Pischin

My daughter, Dashenka, sends her love.

Lopakhin

I want to say something very pleasant, very delightful, to you.

Looks at his watch

I’m going away at once, I haven’t much time... but I’ll tell you all about it in two or three words. As you already know, your cherry orchard is to be sold to pay your debts, and the sale is fixed for August 22; but you needn’t be alarmed, dear madam, you may sleep in peace; there’s a way out. Here’s my plan. Please attend carefully! Your estate is only thirteen miles from the town, the railway runs by, and if the cherry orchard and the land by the river are broken up into building lots and are then leased off for villas you’ll get at least twenty-five thousand roubles a year profit out of it.

Gaev

How utterly absurd!

Lubov

I don’t understand you at all, Ermolai Alexeyevitch.

Lopakhin

You will get twenty-five roubles a year for each dessiatin from the leaseholders at the very least, and if you advertise now I’m willing to bet that you won’t have a vacant plot left by the autumn; they’ll all go. In a word, you’re saved. I congratulate you. Only, of course, you’ll have to put things straight, and clean up.... For instance, you’ll have to pull down all the old buildings, this house, which isn’t any use to anybody now, and cut down the old cherry orchard....

Lubov

Cut it down? My dear man, you must excuse me, but you don’t understand anything at all. If there’s anything interesting or remarkable in the whole province, it’s this cherry orchard of ours.

Lopakhin

The only remarkable thing about the orchard is that it’s very large. It only bears fruit every other year, and even then you don’t know what to do with them; nobody buys any.

Gaev

This orchard is mentioned in the “Encyclopaedic Dictionary.”

Lopakhin

Looks at his watch

If we can’t think of anything and don’t make up our minds to anything, then on August 22, both the cherry orchard and the whole estate will be up for auction. Make up your mind! I swear there’s no other way out, I’ll swear it again.

Fiers

In the old days, forty or fifty years back, they dried the cherries, soaked them and pickled them, and made jam of them, and it used to happen that...

Gaev

Be quiet, Fiers.

Fiers

And then we’d send the dried cherries off in carts to Moscow and Kharkov. And money! And the dried cherries were soft, juicy, sweet, and nicely scented.... They knew the way....

Lubov

What was the way?

Fiers

They’ve forgotten. Nobody remembers.

Pischin

To Lubov Andreyevna

What about Paris? Eh? Did you eat frogs?

Lubov

I ate crocodiles.

Pischin

To think of that, now.

Lopakhin

Up to now in the villages there were only the gentry and the labourers, and now the people who live in villas have arrived. All towns now, even small ones, are surrounded by villas. And it’s safe to say that in twenty years’ time the villa resident will be all over the place. At present he sits on his balcony and drinks tea, but it may well come to pass that he’ll begin to cultivate his patch of land, and then your cherry orchard will be happy, rich, splendid....

Gaev

Angry

What rot!

Enter Varya and Yasha.

Varya

There are two telegrams for you, little mother.

Picks out a key and noisily unlocks an antique cupboard

Here they are.

Lubov

They’re from Paris....

Tears them up without reading them

I’ve done with Paris.

Gaev

And do you know, Luba, how old this case is? A week ago I took out the bottom drawer; I looked and saw figures burnt out in it. That case was made exactly a hundred years ago. What do you think of that? What? We could celebrate its jubilee. It hasn’t a soul of its own, but still, say what you will, it’s a fine bookcase.

Pischin

Astonished

A hundred years.... Think of that!

Gaev

Yes... it’s a real thing.

Handling it

My dear and honoured case! I congratulate you on your existence, which has already for more than a hundred years been directed towards the bright ideals of good and justice; your silent call to productive labour has not grown less in the hundred years

Weeping

during which you have upheld virtue and faith in a better future to the generations of our race, educating us up to ideals of goodness and to the knowledge of a common consciousness.

Pause.

Lopakhin

Yes....

Lubov

You’re just the same as ever, Leon.

Gaev

A little confused

Off the white on the right, into the corner pocket. Red ball goes into the middle pocket!

Lopakhin

Looks at his watch

It’s time I went.

Yasha

Giving Lubov Andreyevna her medicine

Will you take your pills now?

Pischin

You oughtn’t to take medicines, dear madam; they do you neither harm nor good.... Give them here, dear madam.

Takes the pills, turns them out into the palm of his hand, blows on them, puts them into his mouth, and drinks some kvass

There!

Lubov

Frightened

You’re off your head!

Pischin

I’ve taken all the pills.

Lopakhin

Gormandizer!

All laugh.

Fiers

They were here in Easter week and ate half a pailful of cucumbers....

Mumbles.

Lubov

What’s he driving at?

Varya

He’s been mumbling away for three years. We’re used to that.

Yasha

Senile decay.

Charlotta Ivanovna crosses the stage, dressed in white: she is very thin and tightly laced; has a lorgnette at her waist.

Lopakhin

Excuse me, Charlotta Ivanovna, I haven’t said “How do you do” to you yet.

Tries to kiss her hand.

Charlotta

Takes her hand away

If you let people kiss your hand, then they’ll want your elbow, then your shoulder, and then...

Lopakhin

My luck’s out to-day!

All laugh

Show us a trick, Charlotta Ivanovna!

Lubov

ANDREYEVNA.

Charlotta, do us a trick.

Charlotta

It’s not necessary. I want to go to bed.

Exit.

Lopakhin

We shall see each other in three weeks.

Kisses Lubov Andreyevna’s hand

Now, good-bye. It’s time to go.

To Gaev

See you again.

Kisses Pischin

Au revoir.

Gives his hand to Varya, then to Fiers and to Yasha

I don’t want to go away.

To Lubov Andreyevna.

If you think about the villas and make up your mind, then just let me know, and I’ll raise a loan of 50,000 roubles at once. Think about it seriously.

Varya

Angrily

Do go, now!

Lopakhin

I’m going, I’m going....

Exit.

Gaev

Snob. Still, I beg pardon.... Varya’s going to marry him, he’s Varya’s young man.

Varya

Don’t talk too much, uncle.

Lubov

Why not, Varya? I should be very glad. He’s a good man.

Pischin

To speak the honest truth... he’s a worthy man.... And my Dashenka... also says that... she says lots of things.

Snores, but wakes up again at once

But still, dear madam, if you could lend me... 240 roubles... to pay the interest on my mortgage to-morrow...

Varya

Frightened

We haven’t got it, we haven’t got it!

Lubov

It’s quite true. I’ve nothing at all.

Pischin

I’ll find it all right

Laughs

I never lose hope. I used to think, “Everything’s lost now. I’m a dead man,” when, lo and behold, a railway was built over my land... and they paid me for it. And something else will happen to-day or to-morrow. Dashenka may win 20,000 roubles... she’s got a lottery ticket.

Lubov

The coffee’s all gone, we can go to bed.

Fiers

Brushing Gaev’s trousers; in an insistent tone

You’ve put on the wrong trousers again. What am I to do with you?

Varya

Quietly

Anya’s asleep.

Opens window quietly

The sun has risen already; it isn’t cold. Look, little mother: what lovely trees! And the air! The starlings are singing!

Gaev

Opens the other window

The whole garden’s white. You haven’t forgotten, Luba? There’s that long avenue going straight, straight, like a stretched strap; it shines on moonlight nights. Do you remember? You haven’t forgotten?

Lubov

Looks out into the garden

Oh, my childhood, days of my innocence! In this nursery I used to sleep; I used to look out from here into the orchard. Happiness used to wake with me every morning, and then it was just as it is now; nothing has changed.

Laughs from joy

It’s all, all white! Oh, my orchard! After the dark autumns and the cold winters, you’re young again, full of happiness, the angels of heaven haven’t left you.... If only I could take my heavy burden off my breast and shoulders, if I could forget my past!

Gaev

Yes, and they’ll sell this orchard to pay off debts. How strange it seems!

Lubov

Look, there’s my dead mother going in the orchard... dressed in white!

Laughs from joy

That’s she.

Gaev

Where?

Varya

God bless you, little mother.

Lubov

There’s nobody there; I thought I saw somebody. On the right, at the turning by the summer-house, a white little tree bent down, looking just like a woman.

Enter Trofimov in a worn student uniform and spectacles

What a marvellous garden! White masses of flowers, the blue sky....

Trofimov

Lubov Andreyevna!

She looks round at him

I only want to show myself, and I’ll go away.

Kisses her hand warmly

I was told to wait till the morning, but I didn’t have the patience.

Lubov Andreyevna looks surprised.

Varya

Crying

It’s Peter Trofimov.

Trofimov

Peter Trofimov, once the tutor of your Grisha.... Have I changed so much?

Lubov Andreyevna embraces him and cries softly.

Gaev

Confused

That’s enough, that’s enough, Luba.

Varya

Weeps

But I told you, Peter, to wait till to-morrow.

Lubov

My Grisha... my boy... Grisha... my son.

Varya

What are we to do, little mother? It’s the will of God.

Trofimov

Softly, through his tears

It’s all right, it’s all right.

Lubov

Still weeping

My boy’s dead; he was drowned. Why? Why, my friend?

Softly

Anya’s asleep in there. I am speaking so loudly, making such a noise.... Well, Peter? What’s made you look so bad? Why have you grown so old?

Trofimov

In the train an old woman called me a decayed gentleman.

Lubov

You were quite a boy then, a nice little student, and now your hair is not at all thick and you wear spectacles. Are you really still a student?

Goes to the door.

Trofimov

I suppose I shall always be a student.

Lubov

Kisses her brother, then Varya

Well, let’s go to bed.... And you’ve grown older, Leonid.

Pischin

Follows her

Yes, we’ve got to go to bed.... Oh, my gout! I’ll stay the night here. If only, Lubov Andreyevna, my dear, you could get me 240 roubles to-morrow morning—

Gaev

Still the same story.

Pischin

Two hundred and forty roubles... to pay the interest on the mortgage.

Lubov

I haven’t any money, dear man.

Pischin

I’ll give it back... it’s a small sum....

Lubov

Well, then, Leonid will give it to you.... Let him have it, Leonid.

Gaev

By all means; hold out your hand.

Lubov

Why not? He wants it; he’ll give it back.

Lubov Andreyevna, Trofimov, Pischin, and Fiers go out. Gaev, Varya, and Yasha remain.

Gaev

My sister hasn’t lost the habit of throwing money about.

To Yasha

Stand off, do; you smell of poultry.

Yasha

Grins

You are just the same as ever, Leonid Andreyevitch.

Gaev

Really?

To Varya

What’s he saying?

Varya

To Yasha

Your mother’s come from the village; she’s been sitting in the servants’ room since yesterday, and wants to see you....

Yasha

Bless the woman!

Varya

Shameless man.

Yasha

A lot of use there is in her coming. She might have come tomorrow just as well.

Exit.

Varya

Mother hasn’t altered a scrap, she’s just as she always was. She’d give away everything, if the idea only entered her head.

Gaev

Yes....

Pause

If there’s any illness for which people offer many remedies, you may be sure that particular illness is incurable, I think. I work my brains to their hardest. I’ve several remedies, very many, and that really means I’ve none at all. It would be nice to inherit a fortune from somebody, it would be nice to marry our Anya to a rich man, it would be nice to go to Yaroslav and try my luck with my aunt the Countess. My aunt is very, very rich.

Varya

Weeps

If only God helped us.

Gaev

Don’t cry. My aunt’s very rich, but she doesn’t like us. My sister, in the first place, married an advocate, not a noble....

Anya appears in the doorway

She not only married a man who was not a noble, but she behaved herself in a way which cannot be described as proper. She’s nice and kind and charming, and I’m very fond of her, but say what you will in her favour and you still have to admit that she’s wicked; you can feel it in her slightest movements.

Varya

Whispers

Anya’s in the doorway.

Gaev

Really?

Pause

It’s curious, something’s got into my right eye... I can’t see properly out of it. And on Thursday, when I was at the District Court...

Enter Anya.

Varya

Why aren’t you in bed, Anya?

Anya

Can’t sleep. It’s no good.

Gaev

My darling!

Kisses Anya’s face and hands

My child....

Crying

You’re not my niece, you’re my angel, you’re my all.... Believe in me, believe...

Anya

I do believe in you, uncle. Everybody loves you and respects you... but, uncle dear, you ought to say nothing, no more than that. What were you saying just now about my mother, your own sister? Why did you say those things?

Gaev

Yes, yes.

Covers his face with her hand

Yes, really, it was awful. Save me, my God! And only just now I made a speech before a bookcase... it’s so silly! And only when I’d finished I knew how silly it was.

Varya

Yes, uncle dear, you really ought to say less. Keep quiet, that’s all.

Anya

You’d be so much happier in yourself if you only kept quiet.

Gaev

All right, I’ll be quiet.

Kisses their hands

I’ll be quiet. But let’s talk business. On Thursday I was in the District Court, and a lot of us met there together, and we began to talk of this, that, and the other, and now I think I can arrange a loan to pay the interest into the bank.

Varya

If only God would help us!

Gaev

I’ll go on Tuesday. I’ll talk with them about it again.

To Varya

Don’t howl.

To Anya

Your mother will have a talk to Lopakhin; he, of course, won’t refuse... And when you’ve rested you’ll go to Yaroslav to the Countess, your grandmother. So you see, we’ll have three irons in the fire, and we’ll be safe. We’ll pay up the interest. I’m certain.

Puts some sugar-candy into his mouth

I swear on my honour, on anything you will, that the estate will not be sold!

Excitedly

I swear on my happiness! Here’s my hand. You may call me a dishonourable wretch if I let it go to auction! I swear by all I am!

Anya

She is calm again and happy

How good and clever you are, uncle.

Embraces him

I’m happy now! I’m happy! All’s well!

Enter Fiers.

Fiers

Reproachfully

Leonid Andreyevitch, don’t you fear God? When are you going to bed?

Gaev

Soon, soon. You go away, Fiers. I’ll undress myself. Well, children, bye-bye...! I’ll give you the details to-morrow, but let’s go to bed now.

Kisses Anya and Varya

I’m a man of the eighties.... People don’t praise those years much, but I can still say that I’ve suffered for my beliefs. The peasants don’t love me for nothing, I assure you. We’ve got to learn to know the peasants! We ought to learn how....

Anya

You’re doing it again, uncle!

Varya

Be quiet, uncle!

Fiers

Angrily

Leonid Andreyevitch!

Gaev

I’m coming, I’m coming.... Go to bed now. Off two cushions into the middle! I turn over a new leaf....

Exit. Fiers goes out after him.

Anya

I’m quieter now. I don’t want to go to Yaroslav, I don’t like grandmother; but I’m calm now; thanks to uncle.

Sits down.

Varya

It’s time to go to sleep. I’ll go. There’s been an unpleasantness here while you were away. In the old servants’ part of the house, as you know, only the old people live—little old Efim and Polya and Evstigney, and Karp as well. They started letting some tramps or other spend the night there—I said nothing. Then I heard that they were saying that I had ordered them to be fed on peas and nothing else; from meanness, you see.... And it was all Evstigney’s doing.... Very well, I thought, if that’s what the matter is, just you wait. So I call Evstigney....

Yawns

He comes. “What’s this,” I say, “Evstigney, you old fool.”...

Looks at Anya

Anya dear!

Pause

She’s dropped off....

Takes Anya’s arm

Let’s go to bye-bye.... Come along!...

Leads her

My darling’s gone to sleep! Come on....

They go. In the distance, the other side of the orchard, a shepherd plays his pipe. Trofimov crosses the stage and stops on seeing Varya and Anya

Sh! She’s asleep, asleep. Come on, dear.

Anya

Quietly, half-asleep

I’m so tired... all the bells... uncle, dear! Mother and uncle!

Varya

Come on, dear, come on!

They go into Anya’s room.

Trofimov

Moved

My sun! My spring!

Curtain.