Act VScene II
A room in Lucentio’s house
Enter Baptista, Vincentio, Gremio, the Pedant, Lucentio, Bianca, Petruchio, Katherina, Hortensio and Widow. Tranio, Biondello and Grumio and Others, attending.
Lucentio
At last, though long, our jarring notes agree:And time it is when raging war is done,To smile at ’scapes and perils overblown.My fair Bianca, bid my father welcome,While I with self-same kindness welcome thine.Brother Petruchio, sister Katherina,And thou, Hortensio, with thy loving widow,Feast with the best, and welcome to my house:My banquet is to close our stomachs up,After our great good cheer. Pray you, sit down;For now we sit to chat as well as eat.
They sit at table.
Petruchio
Nothing but sit and sit, and eat and eat!
Baptista
Padua affords this kindness, son Petruchio.
Petruchio
Padua affords nothing but what is kind.
Hortensio
For both our sakes I would that word were true.
Petruchio
Now, for my life, Hortensio fears his widow.
Widow
Then never trust me if I be afeard.
Petruchio
You are very sensible, and yet you miss my sense:I mean Hortensio is afeard of you.
Widow
He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
Petruchio
Roundly replied.
Katherina
Mistress, how mean you that?
Widow
Thus I conceive by him.
Petruchio
Conceives by me! How likes Hortensio that?
Hortensio
My widow says thus she conceives her tale.
Petruchio
Very well mended. Kiss him for that, good widow.
Katherina
’He that is giddy thinks the world turns round’:I pray you tell me what you meant by that.
Widow
Your husband, being troubled with a shrew,Measures my husband’s sorrow by his woe;And now you know my meaning.
Katherina
A very mean meaning.
Widow
Right, I mean you.
Katherina
And I am mean, indeed, respecting you.
Petruchio
To her, Kate!
Hortensio
To her, widow!
Petruchio
A hundred marks, my Kate does put her down.
Hortensio
That’s my office.
Petruchio
Spoke like an officer: ha’ to thee, lad.
Drinks to Hortensio.
Baptista
How likes Gremio these quick-witted folks?
Gremio
Believe me, sir, they butt together well.
Bianca
Head and butt! An hasty-witted bodyWould say your head and butt were head and horn.
Vincentio
Ay, mistress bride, hath that awaken’d you?
Bianca
Ay, but not frighted me; therefore I’ll sleep again.
Petruchio
Nay, that you shall not; since you have begun,Have at you for a bitter jest or two.
Bianca
Am I your bird? I mean to shift my bush,And then pursue me as you draw your bow.You are welcome all.
Exeunt Bianca, Katherina and Widow.
Petruchio
She hath prevented me. Here, Signior Tranio;This bird you aim’d at, though you hit her not:Therefore a health to all that shot and miss’d.
Tranio
O, sir! Lucentio slipp’d me like his greyhound,Which runs himself, and catches for his master.
Petruchio
A good swift simile, but something currish.
Tranio
’Tis well, sir, that you hunted for yourself:’Tis thought your deer does hold you at a bay.
Baptista
O ho, Petruchio! Tranio hits you now.
Lucentio
I thank thee for that gird, good Tranio.
Hortensio
Confess, confess; hath he not hit you here?
Petruchio
A has a little gall’d me, I confess;And as the jest did glance away from me,’Tis ten to one it maim’d you two outright.
Baptista
Now, in good sadness, son Petruchio,I think thou hast the veriest shrew of all.
Petruchio
Well, I say no; and therefore, for assurance,Let’s each one send unto his wife,And he whose wife is most obedient,To come at first when he doth send for her,Shall win the wager which we will propose.
Hortensio
Content. What’s the wager?
Lucentio
Twenty crowns.
Petruchio
Twenty crowns!I’ll venture so much of my hawk or hound,But twenty times so much upon my wife.
Lucentio
A hundred then.
Hortensio
Content.
Petruchio
A match! ’tis done.
Hortensio
Who shall begin?
Lucentio
That will I.Go, Biondello, bid your mistress come to me.
Biondello
I go.
Exit.
Baptista
Son, I’ll be your half, Bianca comes.
Lucentio
I’ll have no halves; I’ll bear it all myself.
Re-enter Biondello.
How now! what news?
Biondello
Sir, my mistress sends you wordThat she is busy and she cannot come.
Petruchio
How! She’s busy, and she cannot come!Is that an answer?
Gremio
Ay, and a kind one too:Pray God, sir, your wife send you not a worse.
Petruchio
I hope better.
Hortensio
Sirrah Biondello, go and entreat my wifeTo come to me forthwith.
Exit Biondello.
Petruchio
O, ho! entreat her!Nay, then she must needs come.
Hortensio
I am afraid, sir,Do what you can, yours will not be entreated.
Re-enter Biondello.
Now, where’s my wife?
Biondello
She says you have some goodly jest in hand:She will not come; she bids you come to her.
Petruchio
Worse and worse; she will not come! O vile,Intolerable, not to be endur’d!Sirrah Grumio, go to your mistress,Say I command her come to me.
Exit Grumio.
Hortensio
I know her answer.
Petruchio
What?
Hortensio
She will not.
Petruchio
The fouler fortune mine, and there an end.
Re-enter Katherina.
Baptista
Now, by my holidame, here comes Katherina!
Katherina
What is your will sir, that you send for me?
Petruchio
Where is your sister, and Hortensio’s wife?
Katherina
They sit conferring by the parlour fire.
Petruchio
Go fetch them hither; if they deny to come,Swinge me them soundly forth unto their husbands.Away, I say, and bring them hither straight.
Exit Katherina.
Lucentio
Here is a wonder, if you talk of a wonder.
Hortensio
And so it is. I wonder what it bodes.
Petruchio
Marry, peace it bodes, and love, and quiet life,An awful rule, and right supremacy;And, to be short, what not that’s sweet and happy.
Baptista
Now fair befall thee, good Petruchio!The wager thou hast won; and I will addUnto their losses twenty thousand crowns;Another dowry to another daughter,For she is chang’d, as she had never been.
Petruchio
Nay, I will win my wager better yet,And show more sign of her obedience,Her new-built virtue and obedience.See where she comes, and brings your froward wivesAs prisoners to her womanly persuasion.
Re-enter Katherina with Bianca and Widow.
Katherine, that cap of yours becomes you not:Off with that bauble, throw it underfoot.
Katherina pulls off her cap and throws it down.
Widow
Lord, let me never have a cause to sighTill I be brought to such a silly pass!
Bianca
Fie! what a foolish duty call you this?
Lucentio
I would your duty were as foolish too;The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca,Hath cost me a hundred crowns since supper-time!
Bianca
The more fool you for laying on my duty.
Petruchio
Katherine, I charge thee, tell these headstrong womenWhat duty they do owe their lords and husbands.
Widow
Come, come, you’re mocking; we will have no telling.
Petruchio
Come on, I say; and first begin with her.
Widow
She shall not.
Petruchio
I say she shall: and first begin with her.
Katherina
Fie, fie! unknit that threatening unkind brow,And dart not scornful glances from those eyesTo wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor:It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads,Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds,And in no sense is meet or amiable.A woman mov’d is like a fountain troubled,Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty;And while it is so, none so dry or thirstyWill deign to sip or touch one drop of it.Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee,And for thy maintenance commits his bodyTo painful labour both by sea and land,To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe;And craves no other tribute at thy handsBut love, fair looks, and true obedience;Too little payment for so great a debt.Such duty as the subject owes the prince,Even such a woman oweth to her husband;And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour,And not obedient to his honest will,What is she but a foul contending rebelAnd graceless traitor to her loving lord?—I am asham’d that women are so simpleTo offer war where they should kneel for peace,Or seek for rule, supremacy, and sway,When they are bound to serve, love, and obey.Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth,Unapt to toil and trouble in the world,But that our soft conditions and our heartsShould well agree with our external parts?Come, come, you froward and unable worms!My mind hath been as big as one of yours,My heart as great, my reason haply more,To bandy word for word and frown for frown;But now I see our lances are but straws,Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare,That seeming to be most which we indeed least are.Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,And place your hands below your husband’s foot:In token of which duty, if he please,My hand is ready; may it do him ease.
Petruchio
Why, there’s a wench! Come on, and kiss me, Kate.
Lucentio
Well, go thy ways, old lad, for thou shalt ha’t.
Vincentio
’Tis a good hearing when children are toward.
Lucentio
But a harsh hearing when women are froward.
Petruchio
Come, Kate, we’ll to bed.We three are married, but you two are sped.’Twas I won the wager,
To Lucentio.
though you hit the white;And being a winner, God give you good night!
Exeunt Petruchio and Katherina.
Hortensio
Now go thy ways; thou hast tam’d a curst shrew.
Lucentio
’Tis a wonder, by your leave, she will be tam’d so.
Exeunt.