Yogi Berra on baseball

You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn’t enough in the second half you give what’s left.

It ain’t over till it’s over.

I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it’s head.

You teach me baseball and I’ll teach you relativity…no we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball.

Albert Einstein1879–1955

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

Casey Stengel1890–1975

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There are three types of baseball players: those who make things happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens.

Tommy Lasorda1927–2021