Ernest Lawrence Thayer on baseball

There was ease in Casey’s manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey’s bearing and a smile lit Casey’s face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt ’twas Casey at the bat.

You teach me baseball and I’ll teach you relativity…no we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball.

Albert Einstein1879–1955

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

Casey Stengel1890–1975

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Little League baseball is a good thing ‘cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house.

Yogi Berra1925–2015