The Bible (King James Version) on children

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it

It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their
food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Socrates470–399 BC

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosbyborn 1937

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.