Ted Williams on baseball

All I want out of life, is that when I walk down the street folks will say, ‘There goes the greatest hitter that ever lived.’

A man has to have goals — for a day, for a lifetime — and that was mine, to have people say, “There goes Ted Williams, the greatest hitter who ever lived.”

You teach me baseball and I’ll teach you relativity…no we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball.

Albert Einstein1879–1955

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

Casey Stengel1890–1975

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Little League baseball is a good thing ‘cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house.

Yogi Berra1925–2015