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The quotations of
American stand-up comedian
1968–2005
3 quotes, most often on Comedy.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
