People/George Carlin/Quote
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction.
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How did it get so late so soon? It’s night before it’s afternoon. December is here before it’s June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?
Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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