George Carlin1937–2008The quotations of
George Carlin
American stand-up comedian
1937–2008
22 quotes, most often on George Carlin, Comedy and Anti-Religion. Part of the Comedians collection.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- Carlin on Campus (1984)
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
If people stand in a circle long enough, they’ll eventually begin to dance.
Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
