George Carlin

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• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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• Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

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• The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction.

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• No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.

  John Donne1572–1631No Man Is an Island (1624), Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions (1624), Meditation 17In context

• I came, I saw, I conquered.

  Julius Caesar100–44 BCInscription on the triumphal wagon reported in The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius, as translated by Robert Graves (1957).

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• The unexamined life is not worth living.

  Socrates470–399 BCThe Apology of Socrates (399 BC)

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