John Oliver on voting

Congratulations, Dave, you’ve just constructed a straw man so large you could burn it in the desert and hold an annoying festival around it.

The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

Joseph Stalin1878–1953

Vote early and vote often.

Al Capone1899–1947

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.