Socrates on money

The unexamined life is not worth living.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their
food, and tyrannize their teachers.

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Benjamin Franklin1706–1790Preface, Poor Richard’s Almanack (1758)

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Katharine Hepburn1907–2003

• Sex

Cocaine is God’s way of telling someone that they’re too rich.

Robin Williams1951–2014

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