Saki on children

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their
food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Socrates470–399 BC

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosbyborn 1937

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.