Samuel Johnson on sex

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.

Britney Spearsborn 1981

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein1907–1988Glory Road (1963)

• Animals
• Men
• Women

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful⁠—provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allenborn 1935