Woody Allenborn 1935I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.
Standup Comic (1999)- Also found in “Quotations According to Woody Allen” from The New York Times (1 December 1975).
The good thing about being bisexual is that it doubles your chance of a date on a Saturday night.
- Annie Hall (1977)
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
Standup Comic (1999)Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Also found in “Quotations According to Woody Allen” from The New York Times (1 December 1975).- Side Effects (1980), “The UFO Menace”.
- The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader (1993)
- Standup Comic (1999)
- “My Speech to the Graduates”
