Bob Saget on television

I’m always amazed when I go to do stand-up dates and the ad in the paper says, “For Mature Audiences Only.” Nothing could be more immature than my stand-up.

I don’t call her my middle child, I call her my center child, because the world revolves around her.

I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence. The one marked Brightness doesn’t work.

Gallagher1946–2022

• Comedy

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

T. S. Eliot1888–1965New York Post (Sept 22, 1963)

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright1867–1959