Thomas Jefferson on journalism

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, that His justice cannot sleep forever.

I figured out why I’m not getting seriously rich. I write newspaper columns. Nobody ever makes newspaper columns into Major Motion Pictures starring Tom Cruise. The best you can hope for, with a newspaper column, is that people will like it enough to attach it to their refrigerators with magnets shaped like fruit.

Dave Barryborn 1947

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You should never pick up a newspaper when you’re feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is responsible for digging up depressing front-page stories with headlines like DOORBELL USE LINKED TO LEUKEMIA and OZONE LAYER COMPLETELY GONE DIRECTLY OVER YOUR HOUSE.

Dave Barryborn 1947

• Dave Barry

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press’s speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.

Mark Twain1835–1910License of the Press (1873).

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