Jesus on money

The sabbath was made for man, and not man for the sabbath.

Those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.

It is more blessed to give than to receive.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Benjamin Franklin1706–1790Preface, Poor Richard’s Almanack (1758)

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Katharine Hepburn1907–2003

• Sex

Cocaine is God’s way of telling someone that they’re too rich.

Robin Williams1951–2014

• Clever Jabs