Woody Allen on sex

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful⁠—provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good.

The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody’s going to make fun of you.

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.

Britney Spearsborn 1981

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein1907–1988Glory Road (1963)

• Animals
• Men
• Women

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.

Albert Einstein1879–1955

• Women