Robert Burns on money

Man’s inhumanity to man
Makes countless thousands mourn.

What’s done we partly may compute,
But know not what’s resisted.

Nae man can tether time or tide.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Benjamin Franklin1706–1790Preface, Poor Richard’s Almanack (1758)

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Katharine Hepburn1907–2003

• Sex

Cocaine is God’s way of telling someone that they’re too rich.

Robin Williams1951–2014

• Clever Jabs