Erma Bombeck on voting

Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.

There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

Joseph Stalin1878–1953

Vote early and vote often.

Al Capone1899–1947

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.