Frank Zappa1940–1993If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education, go to the library.
- Roxy & Elsewhere (1974)
- The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989)
- “Ben Watson interviews Frank Zappa”, in MOJO magazine (October 1993).
I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989), p. 239The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
In response to Joe Walsh on The Howard Stern Show (1987).I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment.
Appearance on CBS Morning News (18 September 1985)—YouTube video- Oui interview (1979)
- Oui interview (1979)
- The Dub Room Special (1982).
