People/T
The quotations of
American author and humorist
1835–1910
151 quotes, most often on Comedy, Truth & Lies and Morality. Part of the Writers collection.
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
India has 2,000,000 gods, and worships them all. In religion, other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
There warn’t anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn’t any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it’s cool. If you notice, most folks don’t go to church only when they’ve got to; but a hog is different.
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