People/D
The quotations of
American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician, and visual artist
1917–2012
3 quotes, most often on Christmas.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller1917–2012
