People/Phyllis Diller/Quote
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
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