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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Often credited to Benjamin FranklinOutside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
Often credited to Groucho MarxOf course the meek will inherit the earth, what, did you think they’d take it by force?
Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance.
