Will Rogers1879–1935The quotations of
Will Rogers
American humorist and entertainer
1879–1935
41 quotes, most often on Comedy, Politics and Government.
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
Daily Telegram #1538, The First Good News of the 1928 Campaign! Mr. Rogers Says He Will Not Run For Anything (28 June 1931)- The Illiterate Digest (1924), “Breaking into the Writing Game”
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
The Illiterate Digest (1924)- Will Rogers, Ambassador of Good Will, Prince of Wit and Wisdom (1935)
- As quoted in …
- Daily Telegram #926, A General Digging Out Of Old War Contracts (15 July 1929)
- Daily Telegram #1230, Congress Session, Rogers Says, Is Like Baby Getting A Hammer (4 July 1930)
- Nationally syndicated column number 42, Blames All Ills on Earthquake (1923)
- The Illiterate Digest (1924)
- Nationally syndicated column number 114, Monuments Are All Right But Even Heroes Must Eat (1925).
- Nationally syndicated column number 90, From Nuts To The Soup (31 August 1924); published in The New York Times
- As quoted in P. J. O’Brien, Will Rogers, Ambassador of Good Will, Prince of Wit and Wisdom (1935), Ch. 9
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
The Autobiography of Will Rogers (1949)There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
The Autobiography of Will Rogers (1949)
