Will Rogers1879–1935The quotations of
Will Rogers
American humorist and entertainer
1879–1935
41 quotes, most often on Comedy, Politics and Government.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!
Will Rogers, Ambassador of Good Will, Prince of Wit and Wisdom (1935), Ch. 9 “Rogers was a lifelong Democrat but he studiously avoided partisanshipIf stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
Live so that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
The more you read about politics, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The Illiterate Digest (1924), “Breaking into the Writing Game”Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Ambassador of Good Will, Prince of Wit and Wisdom (1935)Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
