Literature/Edmond Rostand/Cyrano de Bergerac

Cyrano de Bergerac

Edmond Rostand, 1897

Act I: A Representation at the Hotel de BourgogneScene II

The same. Christian, Lignière, then Ragueneau and Le Bret.

Cuigy

Lignière!

Brissaille

Laughing

Not drunk as yet?

Lignière

Aside to Christian

I may introduce you?

Christian nods in assent

Baron de Neuvillette.

Bows.

The Audience

Applauding as the first luster is lighted and drawn up

Ah!

Cuigy

To Brissaille, looking at Christian

’Tis a pretty fellow!

First Marquis

Who has overheard

Pooh!

Lignière

Introducing them to Christian

My lords De Cuigy. De Brissaille…

Christian

Bowing

Delighted!…

First Marquis

To second

He is not ill to look at, but certes, he is not costumed in the latest mode.

Lignière

To Cuigy

This gentleman comes from Touraine.

Christian

Yes, I have scarce been twenty days in Paris; tomorrow I join the Guards, in the Cadets.

First Marquis

Watching the people who are coming into the boxes

There is the wife of the Chief-Justice.

The Buffet-girl

Oranges, milk…

The Violinists

Tuning up

La—la—

Cuigy

To Christian, pointing to the hall, which is filling fast

’Tis crowded.

Christian

Yes, indeed.

First Marquis

All the great world!

They recognize and name the different elegantly dressed ladies who enter the boxes, bowing low to them. The ladies send smiles in answer.

Second Marquis

Madame de Guemenee.

Cuigy

Madame de Bois-Dauphin.

First Marquis

Adored by us all!

Brissaille

Madame de Chavigny…

Second Marquis

Who sports with our poor hearts!…

Lignière

Ha! so Monsieur de Corneille has come back from Rouen!

The Young Man

To his father

Is the Academy here?

The Burgher

Oh, ay, I see several of them. There is Boudu, Boissat, and Cureau de la Chambre, Porcheres, Colomby, Bourzeys, Bourdon, Arbaud…all names that will live! ’Tis fine!

First Marquis

Attention! Here come our precieuses; Barthenoide, Urimedonte, Cassandace, Felixerie…

Second Marquis

Ah! How exquisite their fancy names are! Do you know them all, Marquis?

First Marquis

Ay, Marquis, I do, every one!

Lignière

Drawing Christian aside

Friend, I but came here to give you pleasure. The lady comes not. I will betake me again to my pet vice.

Christian

Persuasively

No, no! You, who are ballad-maker to Court and City alike, can tell me better than any who the lady is for whom I die of love. Stay yet awhile.

The First Violin

Striking his bow on the desk

Gentlemen violinists!

He raises his bow.

The Buffet-girl

Macaroons, lemon-drink…

The violins begin to play.

Christian

Ah! I fear me she is coquettish, and over nice and fastidious! I, who am so poor of wit, how dare I speak to her—how address her? This language that they speak to-day—ay, and write—confounds me; I am but an honest soldier, and timid withal. She has ever her place, there, on the right—the empty box, see you!

Lignière

Making as if to go

I must go.

Christian

Detaining him

Nay, stay.

Lignière

I cannot. D’Assoucy waits me at the tavern, and here one dies of thirst.

The Buffet-girl

Passing before him with a tray

Orange drink?

Lignière

Ugh!

The Buffet-girl

Milk?

Lignière

Pah!

The Buffet-girl

Rivesalte?

Lignière

Stay.

To Christian

I will remain awhile.—Let me taste this rivesalte.

He sits by the buffet; the girl pours some out for him.

Cries

From all the audience, at the entrance of a plump little man, joyously excited

Ah! Ragueneau!

Lignière

To Christian

’Tis the famous tavern-keeper Ragueneau.

Ragueneau

Dressed in the Sunday clothes of a pastry-cook, going up quickly to Lignière

Sir, have you seen Monsieur de Cyrano?

Lignière

Introducing him to Christian

The pastry-cook of the actors and the poets!

Ragueneau

Overcome

You do me too great honor…

Lignière

Nay, hold your peace, Maecenas that you are!

Ragueneau

True, these gentlemen employ me…

Lignière

On credit!He is himself a poet of a pretty talent…

Ragueneau

So they tell me.

Lignière

—Mad after poetry!

Ragueneau

’Tis true that, for a little ode…

Lignière

You give a tart…

Ragueneau

Oh!—a tartlet!

Lignière

Brave fellow! He would fain fain excuse himself!—And for a triolet, now, did you not give in exchange…

Ragueneau

Some little rolls!

Lignière

Severely

They were milk-rolls! And as for the theater, which you love?

Ragueneau

Oh! to distraction!

Lignière

How pay you your tickets, ha?—with cakes.Your place, to-night, come tell me in my ear, what did it cost you?

Ragueneau

Four custards, and fifteen cream-puffs.

He looks around on all sides

Monsieur de Cyrano is not here? ’Tis strange.

Lignière

Why so?

Ragueneau

Montfleury plays!

Lignière

Ay, ’tis true that that old wine-barrel is to take Phedon’s part to-night; but what matter is that to Cyrano?

Ragueneau

How? Know you not? He has got a hot hate for Montfleury, and so!—has forbid him strictly to show his face on the stage for one whole month.

Lignière

Drinking his fourth glass

Well?

Ragueneau

Montfleury will play!

Cuigy

He can not hinder that.

Ragueneau

Oh! oh! that I have come to see!

First Marquis

Who is this Cyrano?

Cuigy

A fellow well skilled in all tricks of fence.

Second Marquis

Is he of noble birth?

Cuigy

Ay, noble enough. He is a cadet in the Guards.

Pointing to a gentleman who is going up and down the hall as if searching for some one

But ’tis his friend Le Bret, yonder, who can best tell you.

He calls him

Le Bret!

Le Bret comes towards them

Seek you for De Bergerac?

Le Bret

Ay, I am uneasy…

Cuigy

Is it not true that he is the strangest of men?

Le Bret

Tenderly

True, that he is the choicest of earthly beings!

Ragueneau

Poet!

Cuigy

Soldier!

Brissaille

Philosopher!

Le Bret

Musician!

Lignière

And of how fantastic a presence!

Ragueneau

Marry, ‘twould puzzle even our grim painter Philippe de Champaigne to portray him! Methinks, whimsical, wild, comical as he is, only Jacques Callot, now dead and gone, had succeeded better, and had made of him the maddest fighter of all his visored crew—with his triple-plumed beaver and six-pointed doublet—the sword-point sticking up ’neath his mantle like an insolent cocktail! He’s prouder than all the fierce Artabans of whom Gascony has ever been and will ever be the prolific Alma Mater! Above his Toby ruff he carries a nose!—ah, good my lords, what a nose is his! When one sees it one is fain to cry aloud, ‘Nay! ’tis too much! He plays a joke on us!’ Then one laughs, says ‘He will anon take it off.’ But no!—Monsieur de Bergerac always keeps it on.

Le Bret

Throwing back his head

He keeps it on—and cleaves in two any man who dares remark on it!

Ragueneau

Proudly

His sword—’tis one half of the Fates’ shears!

First Marquis

Shrugging his shoulders

He will not come!

Ragueneau

I say he will! and I wager a fowl—a la Ragueneau.

The Marquis

Laughing

Good!

Murmurs of admiration in hall. Roxane has just appeared in her box. She seats herself in front, the duenna at the back. Christian, who is paying the buffet-girl, does not see her entrance.

Second Marquis

With little cries of joy

Ah, gentlemen! she is fearfully—terribly—ravishing!

First Marquis

When one looks at her one thinks of a peach smiling at a strawberry!

Second Marquis

And what freshness! A man approaching her too near might chance to get a bad chill at the heart!

Christian

Raising his head, sees Roxane, and catches Lignière by the arm

’Tis she!

Lignière

Ah! is it she?

Christian

Ay, tell me quick—I am afraid.

Lignière

Tasting his rivesalte in sips

Magdaleine Robin—Roxane, so called! A subtle wit—a precieuse.

Christian

Woe is me!

Lignière

Free. An orphan. The cousin of Cyrano, of whom we were now speaking.

At this moment an elegant nobleman, with blue ribbon across his breast, enters the box, and talks with Roxane, standing.

Christian

Starting

Who is yonder man?

Lignière

Who is becoming tipsy, winking at him

Ha! ha! Count de Guiche. Enamored of her. But wedded to the niece of Armand de Richelieu. Would fain marry Roxane to a certain sorry fellow, one Monsieur de Valvert, a viscount—and—accommodating! She will none of that bargain; but De Guiche is powerful, and can persecute the daughter of a plain untitled gentleman. More by token, I myself have exposed this cunning plan of his to the world, in a song which…Ho! he must rage at me! The end hit home…Listen!

He gets up staggering, and raises his glass, ready to sing.

Christian

No. Good-night.

Lignière

Where go you?

Christian

To Monsieur de Valvert!

Lignière

Have a care! It is he who will kill you

Showing him Roxane by a look

Stay where you are—she is looking at you.

Christian

It is true!

He stands looking at her. The group of pickpockets seeing him thus, head in air and open-mouthed, draw near to him.

Lignière

’Tis I who am going. I am athirst! And they expect me—in the taverns!

He goes out, reeling.

Le Bret

Who has been all round the hall, coming back to Ragueneau reassured

No sign of Cyrano.

Ragueneau

Incredulously

All the same…

Le Bret

A hope is left to me—that he has not seen the playbill!

The Audience

Begin, begin!