Literature/Edmond Rostand/Cyrano de Bergerac

Cyrano de Bergerac

Edmond Rostand, 1897

Act II: The Poet’s Eating-HouseScene I

Ragueneau’s cook and pastry-shop. A large kitchen at the corner of the Rue St. Honore and the Rue de l’Arbre Sec, which are seen in the background through the glass door, in the gray dawn.

On the left, in the foreground, a counter, surmounted by a stand in forged iron, on which are hung geese, ducks, and water peacocks. In great china vases are tall bouquets of simple flowers, principally yellow sunflowers.

On the same side, farther back, an immense open fireplace, in front of which, between monster firedogs, on each of which hangs a little saucepan; the roasts are dripping into the pans.

On the right, foreground with door.

Farther back, staircase leading to a little room under the roof, the entrance of which is visible through the open shutter. In this room a table is laid. A small Flemish luster is alight. It is a place for eating and drinking. A wooden gallery, continuing the staircase, apparently leads to other similar little rooms.

In the middle of the shop an iron hoop is suspended from the ceiling by a string with which it can be drawn up and down, and big game is hung around it.

The ovens in the darkness under the stairs give forth a red glow. The copper pans shine. The spits are turning. Heaps of food formed into pyramids. Hams suspended. It is the busy hour of the morning. Bustle and hurry of scullions, fat cooks, and diminutive apprentices, their caps profusely decorated with cock’s feathers and wings of guinea-fowl.

On metal and wicker plates they are bringing in piles of cakes and tarts.

Tables laden with rolls and dishes of food. Other tables surrounded with chairs are ready for the consumers.

A small table in a corner covered with papers, at which Ragueneau is seated writing on the rising of the curtain.

Ragueneau, pastry-cooks, then Lise. Ragueneau is writing, with an inspired air, at a small table, and counting on his fingers.

First Pastry-cook

Bringing in an elaborate fancy dish

Fruits in nougat!

Second Pastry-cook

Bringing another dish

Custard!

Third Pastry-cook

Bringing a roast, decorated with feathers

Peacock!

Fourth Pastry-cook

Bringing a batch of cakes on a slab

Rissoles!

Fifth Pastry-cook

Bringing a sort of pie-dish

Beef jelly!

Ragueneau

Ceasing to write, and raising his head

Aurora’s silver rays begin to glint e’en now on the copper pans, and thou, O Ragueneau! must perforce stifle in thy breast the God of Song! Anon shall come the hour of the lute!—now ’tis the hour of the oven!

He rises. To a cook

You, make that sauce longer, ’tis too short!

The Cook

How much too short?

Ragueneau

Three feet.

He passes on farther.

The Cook

What means he?

First Pastry-cook

Showing a dish to Ragueneau

The tart!

Second Pastry-cook

The pie!

Ragueneau

Before the fire

My muse, retire, lest thy bright eyes be reddened by the fagot’s blaze!

To a cook, showing him some loaves

You have put the cleft o’ th’ loaves in the wrong place; know you not that the coesura should be between the hemistiches?

To another, showing him an unfinished pasty

To this palace of paste you must add the roof…

To a young apprentice, who, seated on the ground, is spitting the fowls

And you, as you put on your lengthy spit the modest fowl and the superb turkey, my son, alternate them, as the old Malherbe loved well to alternate his long lines of verse with the short ones; thus shall your roasts, in strophes, turn before the flame!

Another Apprentice

Also coming up with a tray covered by a napkin

Master, I bethought me erewhile of your tastes, and made this, which will please you, I hope.

He uncovers the tray, and shows a large lyre made of pastry.

Ragueneau

Enchanted

A lyre!

The Apprentice

’Tis of brioche pastry.

Ragueneau

Touched

With conserved fruits.

The Apprentice

The strings, see, are of sugar.

Ragueneau

Giving him a coin

Go, drink my health!

Seeing Lise enter

Hush! My wife. Bustle, pass on, and hide that money!

To Lise, showing her the lyre, with a conscious look

Is it not beautiful?

Lise

’Tis passing silly!

She puts a pile of papers on the counter.

Ragueneau

Bags? Good. I thank you.

He looks at them

Heavens! my cherished leaves! The poems of my friends! Torn, dismembered, to make bags for holding biscuits and cakes!…Ah, ’tis the old tale again…Orpheus and the Bacchantes!

Lise

Dryly

And am I not free to turn at last to some use the sole thing that your wretched scribblers of halting lines leave behind them by way of payment?

Ragueneau

Groveling ant!…Insult not the divine grasshoppers, the sweet singers!

Lise

Before you were the sworn comrade of all that crew, my friend, you did not call your wife ant and Bacchante!

Ragueneau

To turn fair verse to such a use!

Lise

‘Faith, ’tis all it’s good for.

Ragueneau

Pray then, madam, to what use would you degrade prose?