Literature/Edmond Rostand/Cyrano de Bergerac

Cyrano de Bergerac

Edmond Rostand, 1897

Act I: A Representation at the Hotel de BourgogneScene III

The same, all but Lignière. De Guiche, Valvert, then Montfleury.

A marquis (watching De Guiche, who comes down from Roxane’s box, and crosses the pit surrounded by obsequious noblemen, among them the Viscount de Valvert):

He pays a fine court, your De Guiche!

Another

Faugh!…Another Gascon!

The First

Ay, but the cold, supple Gascon—that is the stuff success is made of! Believe me, we had best make our bow to him.

They go toward De Guiche.

Second Marquis

What fine ribbons! How call you the color, Count de Guiche? ‘Kiss me, my darling,’ or ‘Timid Fawn?’

De Guiche

’Tis the color called ‘Sick Spaniard.’

First Marquis

’Faith! The color speaks truth, for, thanks to your valor, things will soon go ill for Spain in Flanders.

De Guiche

I go on the stage! Will you come?

He goes toward the stage, followed by the marquises and gentlemen. Turning, he calls

Come you Valvert!

Christian

Who is watching and listening, starts on hearing this name

The Viscount! Ah! I will throw full in his face my…

He puts his hand in his pocket, and finds there the hand of a pickpocket who is about to rob him. He turns round

Hey?

The Pickpocket

Oh!

Christian

Holding him tightly

I was looking for a glove.

The Pickpocket

Smiling piteously

And you find a hand.

Changing his tone, quickly and in a whisper

Let me but go, and I will deliver you a secret.

Christian

Still holding him

What is it?

The Pickpocket

Lignière…he who has just left you…

Christian

Same play

Well?

The Pickpocket

His life is in peril. A song writ by him has given offense in high places—and a hundred men—I am of them—are posted to-night…

Christian

A hundred men! By whom posted?

The Pickpocket

I may not say—a secret…

Christian

Shrugging his shoulders

Oh!

The Pickpocket

With great dignity

…Of the profession.

Christian

Where are they posted?

The Pickpocket

At the Porte de Nesle. On his way homeward. Warn him.

Christian

Letting go of his wrists

But where can I find him?

The Pickpocket

Run round to all the taverns—The Golden Wine Press, the Pine Cone, The Belt that Bursts, The Two Torches, The Three Funnels, and at each leave a word that shall put him on his guard.

Christian

Good—I fly! Ah, the scoundrels! A hundred men ’gainst one!

Looking lovingly at Roxane

Ah, to leave her!…

Looking with rage at Valvert

and him!…But save Lignière I must!

He hurries out. De Guiche, the viscount, the marquises, have all disappeared behind the curtain to take their places on the benches placed on the stage. The pit is quite full; the galleries and boxes are also crowded.

The Audience

Begin!

A Burgher

Whose wig is drawn up on the end of a string by a page in the upper gallery

My wig!

Cries of Delight

He is bald! Bravo, pages—ha! ha! ha!…

The Burgher

Furious, shaking his fist

Young villain!

Laughter and Cries

Beginning very loud, and dying gradually away

Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

Total silence.

Le Bret

Astonished

What means this sudden silence?…

A spectator says something to him in a low voice

Is’t true?

The Spectator

I have just heard it on good authority.

Murmurs

Spreading through the hall

Hush! Is it he? No! Ay, I say! In the box with the bars in front! The Cardinal! The Cardinal! The Cardinal!

A Page

The devil! We shall have to behave ourselves…

A knock is heard upon the stage. Every one is motionless. A pause.

The Voice of A Marquis

In the silence, behind the curtain

Snuff that candle!

Another Marquis

Putting his head through the opening in the curtain

A chair!

A chair is passed from hand to hand, over the heads of the spectators. The marquis takes it and disappears, after blowing some kisses to the boxes.

A Spectator

Silence!

Three knocks are heard on the stage. The curtain opens in the centre Tableau. The marquises in insolent attitudes seated on each side of the stage. The scene represents a pastoral landscape. Four little lusters light the stage; the violins play softly.

Le Bret

In a low voice to Ragueneau

Montfleury comes on the scene?

Ragueneau

Also in a low voice

Ay, ’tis he who begins.

Le Bret

Cyrano is not here.

Ragueneau

I have lost my wager.

Le Bret

’Tis all the better!

An air on the drone-pipes is heard, and Montfleury enters, enormously stout, in an Arcadian shepherd’s dress, a hat wreathed with roses drooping over one ear, blowing into a ribboned drone pipe.

The Pit

Applauding

Bravo, Montfleury! Montfleury!

Montfleury

After bowing low, begins the part of Phedon

‘Heureux qui loin des cours, dans un lieu solitaire,Se prescrit a soi-meme un exil volontaire,Et qui, lorsque Zephire a souffle sur les bois…’

A Voice

From the middle of the pit

Villain! Did I not forbid you to show your face here for month?

General stupor. Every one turns round. Murmurs.

Different Voices

Hey?—What?—What is’t?…

The people stand up in the boxes to look.

Cuigy

’Tis he!

Le Bret

Terrified

Cyrano!

The Voice

King of clowns! Leave the stage this instant!

All the Audience

Indignantly

Oh!

Montfleury

But…

The Voice

Do you dare defy me?

Different Voices

From the pit and the boxes

Peace! Enough!—Play on, Montfleury—fear nothing!

Montfleury

In a trembling voice

‘Heureux qui loin des cours, dans un lieu sol—‘

The Voice

More fiercely

Well! Chief of all the blackguards, must I come and give you a taste of my cane?

A hand holding a cane starts up over the heads of the spectators.

Montfleury

In a voice that trembles more and more

‘Heureux qui…’

The cane is shaken.

The Voice

Off the stage!

The Pit

Oh!

Montfleury

Choking

‘Heureux qui loin des cours…’

Cyrano

Appearing suddenly in the pit, standing on a chair, his arms crossed, his beaver cocked fiercely, his mustache bristling, his nose terrible to see

Ah! I shall be angry in a minute!…

Sensation.