Lily Tomlin on work

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Why is it when we talk to God we’re said to be praying — but when God talks to us, we’re said to be schizophrenic?

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.

Dale Carnegie1888–1955

The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success. I think you can accomplish anything if you’re willing to pay the price.

Vince Lombardi1913–1970

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