Lily Tomlinborn 1939We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
Contributions of Jane Wagner- Contributions of Jane Wagner
- The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985), As “Chrissy”
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Contributions of Jane Wagner- Modern Scream (1975)
- The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985), As “Trudy”
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985), As LilyIt’s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985), As “Trudy”I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)All my life, I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985), As “Chrissy”If I had known what it would be like to have it all… I might have been willing to settle for less.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985), As “Lyn”- Saturday Night Live (1975)
