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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.
A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he’d claim it was ‘just a sprain’.
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