Stephenie Meyer on comedy

Once you cared about a person, it was impossible to be logical about them anymore.

When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

Groucho Marx1890–1977

A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he’d claim it was ‘just a sprain’.

Dave Barryborn 1947

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