Hunter S. Thompson on comedy

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

I hate to advocate alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone but they’ve always worked for me.

Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

Groucho Marx1890–1977

A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he’d claim it was ‘just a sprain’.

Dave Barryborn 1947

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