Garrison Keillor on comedy

Age does not always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

That’s the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

Groucho Marx1890–1977

A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he’d claim it was ‘just a sprain’.

Dave Barryborn 1947

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