Lyndon B. Johnson on voting

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: ‘President Can’t Swim.’

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but stand there and take it.

It’s probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

Joseph Stalin1878–1953

Vote early and vote often.

Al Capone1899–1947

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.