Rita Mae Brown on clever jabs

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I’m the only one in the room with balls.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it’s harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill1874–1965

Thus far, the reputed idiot Bush has graduated from Yale and Harvard, made a stack of cash in the oil industry, become the first consecutive-term governor of Texas, defeated a dual-term VP for the presidency, and led his party to [November 5th’s] extraordinary triumphs. Let his opponents keep calling him stupid; if they do, within five years Bush will be King of England, the Pope, and world Formula One motor racing champion.

Tim Blairborn 1965

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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain1835–1910