Marilyn Monroe on comedy

Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision?

I dont mind living in a mans world as long as I can be a woman in it.

The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

Groucho Marx1890–1977

A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he’d claim it was ‘just a sprain’.

Dave Barryborn 1947

• Dave Barry