People/Dorothy Parker/Quote
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant—and let the air out of the tires.
Guns aren’t lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
All 22 quotes from Dorothy Parker
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
All 143 quotes about children
