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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: ‘Are you ready?’
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Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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