People/C
The quotations of
American talk show host and comedian
1925–2005
13 quotes, most often on Marriage and Success.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
I know you’ve been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson1925–2005
