Mae West1893–1980Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
- #684 in The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (2006) by Robert Byrne
Don’t marry a man to reform him—that’s what reform schools are for.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
- Response to an exclamation, “Goodness! What beautiful diamonds!” in Night After Night (1932)
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Sextette (1978)
Often credited to Mae West
Quotes often credited to Mae West that were said or written by someone else.
