Mae West on comedy

Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Sex is emotion in motion.

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

Groucho Marx1890–1977

A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he’d claim it was ‘just a sprain’.

Dave Barryborn 1947

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