George Carlin on dancing

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

Dave Barryborn 1947

• Dave Barry

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

George Bernard Shaw1856–1950

No sane man will dance.

Cicero107–43 BC