Bill Cosby on marriage

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Amy Bloomborn 1953

• Love

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allenborn 1935Standup Comic (1999)

• Comedy

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates470–399 BC

• Philosophy