Woody Allen on marriage

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful⁠—provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Amy Bloomborn 1953

• Love

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates470–399 BC

• Philosophy

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Winston Churchill1874–1965